The Fertility Hot Yoga S*x Mat
Regular price $ 133.00
Let's birth a new world.
In honor of a new administration in the USA, Venus Matters is thrilled to introduce the new Fertility Hot Yoga S*x Mat, in collaboration with the exquisite artist, Android Jones.
This gorgeous painting features three faces of a Goddess of Fertility, with butterfly wing eyes and a honeycomb mind, crowned by a cascade of pink roses. Before her, a mysterious river carves through lush countryside, while above, she is ignited by a swirl of flames emanating from a pine cone-like phallus.
Powerful portent: may spark divine, surprising creations.
Easily absorbs the wetness from a hot yoga class or an over-flowing sex session. This soft and luxurious, champagne-backed velvet throw also makes for a gorgeous cape.
Measurements:
- The Fertility Hot Yoga S*x Mat is a 75" long and 28" wide rectangle. While yoga mats vary in size (the standard being 68" x 24"), we made this mat a little more generous in length and width. It spans the foot of a King-Sized bed, and easily accommodates the width of a body-temple.
Contents:
The top layer of the Fertility Hot Yoga S*x Mat is sublimate printed—so its colors never fade. Made from our new, suede-like microfiber towel material, it's:
- Absorbent, breathable, moisture-wicking, and environmentally safe.
- Stain-resistant.
Beneath this super-soft cover, a middle layer consisting of bamboo and organic cotton terry is fused to a durable waterproofing layer, manufactured in American textile mills—guaranteed free of PFOAs, lead, BPA, phthalates or other harmful chemicals.
The third and final layer of the Fertility Hot Yoga S*x Mat is a luxurious, champagne velvet made of 100% polyester.
Care:
Wash separately in cold water. Dryer safe.
Our Guarantee:
Every Venus Mat/Throw comes with a three-year, 400-wash waterproof guarantee.
Shipping & Returns:
- This item ships within 2-3 business days, directly from Colorado in discrete packaging.
- Complimentary returns if unused accepted within 30 days of purchase.