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The Fertility Hot Yoga S*x Mat

Product image 1The Fertility hot Yoga Sex mat, Android Jones, waterproof, washable, sex mat, period mat, hot yoga mat. Absorbent and beautiful!
Product image 2Relax into your body-temple. Absorbs fluids, uplifts spirits: The Fertility Hot Yoga Sex mat
Product image 3What are you birthing? Get creative on the absorbent, waterproof and washable Fertility hot Yoga Sex Mat
Product image 4The Fertility hot Yoga Sex mat, lined with champagne velvet, also becomes  a gorgeous cape!
Product image 5Give birth to a new you with the Fertility Hot Yoga Sex Mat, velvet lined and absrobent and waterproof. Sex, hot yoga and a delightful cape!
Product image 6The Fertility Hot Yoga S*x Mat

Regular price $ 133.00

Let's birth a new world.

In honor of a new administration in the USA, Venus Matters is thrilled to introduce the new Fertility Hot Yoga S*x Mat, in collaboration with the exquisite artist, Android Jones.

This gorgeous painting features three faces of a Goddess of Fertility, with butterfly wing eyes and a honeycomb mind, crowned by a cascade of pink roses. Before her, a mysterious river carves through lush countryside, while above, she is ignited by a swirl of flames emanating from a pine cone-like phallus.

Powerful portent: may spark divine, surprising creations.

Easily absorbs the wetness from a hot yoga class or an over-flowing sex session. This soft and luxurious, champagne-backed velvet throw also makes for a gorgeous cape.


Measurements:
  • The Fertility Hot Yoga S*x Mat is a 75" long and 28" wide rectangle. While yoga mats vary in size (the standard being 68" x 24"), we made this mat a little more generous in length and width. It spans the foot of a King-Sized bed, and easily accommodates the width of a body-temple.

Contents:

The top layer of the Fertility Hot Yoga S*x Mat is sublimate printed—so its colors never fade. Made from our new, suede-like microfiber towel material, it's:

  • Absorbent, breathable, moisture-wicking, and environmentally safe.
  • Stain-resistant.

Beneath this super-soft cover, a middle layer consisting of bamboo and organic cotton terry is fused to a durable waterproofing layer, manufactured in American textile mills—guaranteed free of PFOAs, lead, BPA, phthalates or other harmful chemicals.

The third and final layer of the Fertility Hot Yoga S*x Mat is a luxurious, champagne velvet made of 100% polyester.

Care: 

Wash separately in cold water. Dryer safe.

Our Guarantee: 

Every Venus Mat/Throw comes with a three-year, 400-wash waterproof guarantee.

Shipping & Returns:
  • This item ships within 2-3 business days, directly from Colorado in discrete packaging.
  • Complimentary returns if unused accepted within 30 days of purchase.

 


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